Welcome to thoseguys.tv, the quintessential entertainment site with information about everything video games, pop culture, and retro, there is little we don’t cover at this point. We strive to stand out in an oversaturated world composed of tumblr reblogs from twitter. We like to give an emphasis to original content by members of our team as well as featuring overlooked content found elsewhere. Something that really sets us apart is that we also try to work with charities and activists to try and give back to the community. When we aren’t reporting the news, we aren’t above making our own. If you are interested in joining our team, send us an email at stevesesy [at] gmail [dot] com. We are always accepting applications from anyone passionate.
Meet Steve “Sesy” Malburo the owner, Editor-in-Chief and a contributor. He also conducts a lot of the interviews and does all the management. An experienced professional, he tries his best to buck traditions and show that the gaming industry takes itself too seriously. He is currently working to obtain a Master’s degree in Forensics. He’s a cool guy.
Likes: Nintendo and Chocolate Milk
Dislikes: Losing and Loud Noises
Sam “PsuedoSpyden” King is a local musician and programmer. He often helps Stevesesy with whatever hair-brained scheme he manufactures. Sam is often the butt of jokes but he enjoys hanging out and helping whenever he can. He’s a pretty cool guy who simply doesn’t afraid of anything except spiders. He hates spiders. They just creep him out. He hopes to one day make it big with his guitar and sweet guitar skills but will most likely work with computers for the rest of his life.
Likes: Chocolate Milk and Music
Dislikes: Spending Money
This here is Matt Davis, better known as “Sgt. Mettool”. This guy is an avid fan of just about anything and loves to speak his mind. He does a lot of reviews and editorials on the site and he is good at it. He is a big fan of JRPG’s. He is a very welcome contributor to the site. He has a degree in writing and laments over the fact that degrees in writing mean nothing. He works at a department store and hates it. He needs a real job.
Likes: JRPG’s and more JRPG’s
Dislikes: Annoying people
Nickomaxwell continues the trend of Nicks on the site. He is the review machine and has played pretty much every old game ever. He also loves to write. This is great for the site because it generates content at an alarming rate. Much to Stevesesy’s chagrin. He is actually older than he looks. Just how old he is largely a mystery. Maybe he’s twenty, maybe he’s 2020?! He hopes to be a teacher one day. I don’t know why. Maybe he just likes teaching people. Anyways, just read his reviews they are good.
Likes: Playing tons of old games
Dislikes: Coffee (I think)
Dave Palmer, “TheDave”, is the internet wizard behind the site. I don’t know what he does and frankly I don’t care. He makes it look good, he makes it go, he is awesome. HE. IS. INTERNET. WIZARD. He helps Stevesesy a lot and makes his own fangames in his free time. He is good at that stuff. Like seriously, amazing. Stevesesy owes him big time. His life is largely stuck in Ohio and is filled with buckeyes and crappy fast food. If you ever get a chance, google, “Ego Orb in Space.” That is his fangame, it is a fun little game.
Likes: Programming and internet
Dislikes: Being stuck in a rut
Simone Camille, or “Fox”, is a professional photographer and writer. She is darn good at both. I feel like she was probably born with a camera in her hand. She is also probably the only girl on this site, which is kind of soul crushing and sad but we’ll just have to make do for the time being. Most of the pictures you see on the site is her doing, that explains why they all look so good. She is just good at it. I think she got a photo in National Geographic once or something. Dang, she is good. She is always up for working and helping thoseguys out. Be sure to check her work out here: Simone Fox Photography
Likes: The Beauty in Nature
This here is Ted “TedTrumbley” Trumbly. He is also the oldest one here and has a family. I’m not sure why. I guess it kind of happened. It does happen but whatev, he is cool as heck. I met him at my work and I casually mentioned that I was an internet celebrity and he was like wat and I was like ya bro and he was like cool. So he works for thoseguys now and I guess in the end he became what he always wanted to be, one of those guys but who was phone. He is also a professional animator for various non-profit organizations and this is a hobby of his.
Like: Manga, Roombas, and Steam Sales
Dislikes: Splenda and Gears of War made by EPIC GAMES.
Eternal summer intern turned eternal temporary staff writer and music guru, Greg “3G” Gringle, is a man of few words. The best part of this is that he is our music writer but he’s nearly deaf. Wtf? He’s still a great guy and great member of our team.
Likes: Sign Language and Drum and Bass
Dislikes: Brostep and Braile
This here is Mr. Palmquist. He has many names, but on this site his name is “Adagio for Speed”. He acknowledges that the name “Adagio for Speed” is deliberately esoteric. He also acknowledges that acknowledging a thing as deliberately esoteric does not absolve the thing of being deliberately esoteric, so it is still lame. Touché, says Mr. Palmquist, acknowledging his own point.
Dislikes: Men in Porsche Boxsters
I saw this guy once jump out of moving car. He nearly died. I saw him and knew instantly that he must write for my site. So he did, then some other stuff happened. idk
I met Ed in a chatroom, he was trying to show off his new album and we started chatting. Next thing you know he makes podcasts for the site. He is so nice. Seriously, just try talking to him.
Likes: Cacti and t-shirts
Sarah’s contribution to thosguys.tv has been monumental. Her lack of feet and love of trolling has created tons of content and publicity and inspiration for everyone involved. She is one of the other few girls on the site and you can view her epic subdomain of thoseguys here. Soon she will be setting up a shop in which she will sell her awesome artistic creations. Stay tuned.
Likes: Skeletons and Being Handicapped
Dislikes: The Government and Being Handicapped